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Cute Overload of the Day: Mia Grace Knows Her Marvel Super Heroes

Mia Grace is a four-year-old who knows a thing or two about Marvel superheroes. This is the proud future of America.

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:45:23 -0400

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski

thedailywhat: Happy Graduation, Class of 2013 We’re proud of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:11:52 -0400

thedailywhat:

Happy Graduation, Class of 2013

We’re proud of you all. The world is your oyster, go get ‘em!

thedailywhat: Optical Illusion of the Day: Spinning Illusion of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:11:18 -0400

thedailywhat:

Optical Illusion of the Day: Spinning Illusion of the Chocolate Zoetrope

This zoetrope on display at the Phillip Island Chocolate Factory in Melbourne, Australia features a round wheel of chocolate bird characters that appear to come to life as the device spins.

Whats one of the best stories/memories u had with HELLA and Grime-Life

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:52:57 -0400

We killed a guy

omhtheband: Thanks again to all of our friends that came out...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:51:56 -0400

omhtheband:

Thanks again to all of our friends that came out and supported us at the the BOTBs! With your help we won second place and had a great time. Can’t wait for more fun times to come! Keep a look out in the next couple of weeks for a release date for our EP and future shows!

Photos Thanks to Tiffany Hoang

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omhtheband: Usual Tuesday night of practice. Gettin ready for...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:27:18 -0400

omhtheband:

Usual Tuesday night of practice. Gettin ready for Sunday. Big thanks to our homie Dana Marlise stopping by & modeling our shirts, now up in the online store! Go get one and rock it at the BOTB this weekend, or where ever the hell you’re going.

Also, we will be playing at the Relay For Life cancer benefit @ Cal State East Bay University this Friday as well. It’s an all night event, and our set will be at 1 AM. Stop by, donate, & show some support for the cause!

Cheers,
OMH

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vicemag: Animal Penises Are Super Weird One of the great things...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:07:43 -0400

vicemag:

Animal Penises Are Super Weird

One of the great things about nature is that everything in it—dogs, flowers, snakes, whales, ants, jellyfish, crabs, toucans, everything—is either eating or trying to fuck at all times. Of the uncountable billions of organisms populating our planet, millions and millions of them are getting it on at this very second. P’s are going into V’s, eggs are being fertilized, the circle of life continues.

You probably didn’t learn very much about the sex lives of animals in school because your poor science teachers had enough to worry about without saying the words “elephant cock” in front of a room of teenagers. But animal sex and the evolved features of animal sex organs are often wonderful things, and there’s no reason that today’s young people shouldn’t learn about the tiny—and sometimes startlingly large—wonders that are animal penises.

So we got some of our contributors together and wrote about animal dicks. If you are excited to learn more about animal sex, we encourage you to watch Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno series. Or just go to the park and see if you can catch squirrels fucking.

Sea Horses

Photo via Flickr user jimg944

Did you emerge from the head of your father’s dick as a fully formed baby? Congratulations, you’re probably a sea horse. Sea-horse females impregnate males during one-night stands and leave them to foster their young without so much as paying child support, like a Beyoncé song in reverse.

Courtship begins when the female and male start scraping their tails along the sea floor. (Hot!) The male has his head tucked into his chest the entire time because he’s a little pussy bitch. The female circles around him, forcing him to pay attention to her colors. Then she grabs him with her tail and penetrates him. (Yesssss…) They swim face to face, locked together, as she excretes up to 600 eggs into his brood pouch. Then she fucks off forever.

After just a few weeks, the male undergoes contractions and finally blasts a bunch of miniature sea horses out of his little sea-horse dick.

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crimsondevices: Phil Noto is a boss for this one

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:30:10 -0400

crimsondevices:

Phil Noto is a boss for this one

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